“You know, caning has fallen out of fashion in the United States. But ask anyone who has safely walked the immaculate sidewalks of singapore after winning an international cheerleading competition, and theyll tell you one thing: CANING WORKS! And I think its about time we do little bit more of it right here.

And to all those naysayers out there, who say “Thats illegal! You cant strike children on their buttocks with razor-sharp bamboo sticks!”

Well to them I say: YES. WE. CANE!

And thats how Sue C’s it!”